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fenrispenris:

Imagine Commander Shepard in a beauty pageant. During the Talent portion, she comes out in her armor with a gun and walks up to the mic. The crowd waits with bated breath at what she might do, when she simply says into the microphone “I kill reapers.” and walks off.

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We’ve seen how she sits in an evening dress. #disqualified

Every answer in the question round would be “I should go.”

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face