“We called it… the traveler. And its arrival changed us forever. Great cities were built on Mars and Venus. Mercury became a garden world. Human life span tripled. It was a time of miracles. We stared out at the galaxy and knew that it was our destiny to walk in the light of other stars. But the traveler had an enemy. A darkness which had hunted it for eons through the dark tracts of space… this darkness found us and that was the end of everything.”

The Guardians are a standing army of specialized soldiers tasked with the defense of the last city on Earth. They are also responsible for exploring the remnants of human society abandoned throughout the solar system and investigating the remains of their Golden Age of exploration. Guardians wage a vicious armed conflict against a myriad of extraterrestrial species who pose an immediate threat to the survival of humanity.




you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage costumer service job

Yesterday I watched a man drink an entire jar of pasta sauce like it was a smoothie.

Today I had to explain to a woman that %50 off meant that, “yes it is half the usually price, it doesn’t mean you only get half of the item”

Last month I saw a woman pour mayonnaise on a lasagne